Thick. Savoury. Built for snacking.
The Dad Bod Crate is everything dad is: proudly un-chiseled, dangerously delicious, and totally satisfied with who he is. This wooden crate is stacked with bold, beefy flavours and unapologetic snack fuel for the man who knows six-packs are overrated (unless they're in the fridge).
Inside the crate:
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White Cheddar Cheese – sharp, smooth, and dangerously snackable
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Beer Nutz – salty, crunchy, and basically a food group
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Jalapeño Salami – a spicy kick, just like his unsolicited advice
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Bacon Salami – because if it ain’t got bacon, what are we even doing?
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Pretzels – crunchy, salty, and buttery, what's not to like?
This isn’t just a gift, it’s a lifestyle. One bite at a time.
For the dads who flex with flavour, not dumbbells.
